VERY FUNNY!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes By “President Robert Mugabe” On Relationships Here are some funny quotes you all need to see.. Read below:- 1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading” 2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”. 3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays” 4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”. 5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.” 6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”. 7. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he