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SPIRITUAL LEGWORK!! 2 Masquerades Spotted Doing The Legwork Dance In Lagos (Watch Video)

Wetin person eyes no go see for this Lagos self   2 masquerades were spotted on a Lagos road entertaining onlookers while doing their Zanku Legwork dance.

My Husband Lied He Was A ‘Businessman’, After Marriage I Found Out He Sells Popcorn – Woman Tells Court

One Margaret Agwu, on Friday, sought the dissolution of her 33-year-old marriage to her husband, Onu, at an Igando Customary Court in Lagos. She lamented that her husband sometimes strips her naked and beats her to pulp and narrated how her husband deceived her and her parents and paid just N600 as her bride price when she was still 12 years old. The trader told the court, “When I was 12 years old, my husband came to my village to ask for my hand in marriage. “He also lied to my parents that he was a businessman and that he owned a provision store and that he lived in a flat. “My parents told him that they cannot release me for marriage because I was too young and besides I was still schooling. “Onu told my parents that he will send me to school after the marriage, my parent agreed and he paid the bride price. “When I got to his house, I discovered that he was staying in one-room apartment, selling popcorn at the roadside. “He also refused to fulfill his promise of...
Today we are sharing a List of 80 Short Status for Whatsapp, This list of Whatsapp status contains a collection of best 80 Short status for Whatsapp from all around the web. So without taking much of your time, Here is the list of 80 best handpicked short status for Whatsapp. I hope you all will like this post. Short Status for Whatsapp: 1. If you can’t convince them, confuse them. 2. Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught. 3. I didn't change, I just woke up. 4. You are so awesome that, my middle finger salutes you. 5. Silence is better than lies. 6. I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired. 7. Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see. 8. If “Plan A” didn't work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters. 9. Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”. 10. If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. 11. I’m not perfect, I am original. 12. All girls are my sisters except you. 13. I am only responsible for what I say, not for what...

very funny proposed comment by prisident Robert mugabe on relatioinship trending on Facebook, twitter and instagram

VERY FUNNY!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes By “President Robert Mugabe” On Relationships      Here are some funny quotes you all need to see.. Read below:-    1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”     2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.     3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”     4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.    5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”   6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs...

EMMANUELLA & HER FRIEND MAKES A FOOL OF HER UNCLE AS HE COULD ...

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